4 ways to make someone get you an AUDIOLITHE gift card for Christmas

4 subtle ways to hint that someone should get you an AUDIOLITHE gift card for Christmas - because waiting for people to guess what you want is cute, but it never works.

1. The “I accidentally left my session open” technique

The most classic, the most elegant.

Leave your computer open on the AUDIOLITHE Gift Card page, brightness all the way up, in a strategically busy spot.

When your partner/friend walks by: “So… have you made any progress on Christmas gifts?”

Add a melancholic sigh. It helps.

2. The subliminal message technique

Here, we abandon all subtlety.

In every conversation, slip in things like:

- “You really can’t go wrong with an AUDIOLITHE gift card.”

- “I love when people give me useful things… like an AUDIOLITHE gift card.”

- “Did you know the AUDIOLITHE gift card exists in €10, €50, €100 and €200?”

Usually, after a few days, they give in.

3. The lover technique

For the romantics.

You make a solemn announcement: “Listen, don’t get me anything this year. What matters is that we’re together.”

Then you add: “Caroline got Kevin a €100 AUDIOLITHE gift card. They’re honestly so cute.”

It’s unstoppable.

The person in front of you feels a mix of guilt and admiration. It works every time.

4. The “This message wasn’t meant for you” SMS technique

A ruthless method.

Subtlety: zero.

Effectiveness: 10/10.

Step 1: send your partner the link to the AUDIOLITHE gift card.

Step 2, two seconds later: “OOPS sorry, that message WASN’T for you!!! Whatever you do, don’t click it!!!! 😳”

Obviously, they will click. Because they’re human.

And just like that, mission accomplished.

BONUS: The loser technique

You play your favorite riff at a volume your partner can tolerate.

It sounds “fine”, nothing more.

Then, in a dramatic tone: “If only I had an AUDIOLITHE gift card…”

Silence. Distant stare. You win.

--

HELP PEOPLE HELP YOU

An AUDIOLITHE gift card is:

✔ the perfect gift for guitarists and bassists

✔ available in €10, €50, €100 or €200, and stackable

✔ usable on all our pedals

✔ delivered instantly

✔ no expiration date

And above all, it spares your loved ones from having to choose between “a fuzz”, “a fuzz/disto thing”, “an overdrive that also fuzzes”, and “that square metal thing with knobs that makes noise but, like, better noise”.